Wednesday, December 30, 2009

The Five WORST Movies of 2009

Picking the best movie of the year in any year is easy. But, trying to come up with the worst movies is a lot tougher. Truth is there are a whole lot more bad movies than good ones in any given year, and 2009 was no exception. I reviewed over 100 movies for akronnewsnow.com last year, and this is my five worst list.

The Five WORST movies of 2009

1/ Year One - Jack Black and Micheal Cera. What on earth was anyone thinking when making
this hunk of junk. Could be the worst movie of any year. Attempted stone age
satire that backfired horribly. They had to have known on the set it was tragic.
They would have been right. Couldn't be worse!

2/ Bride Wars - Anne Hatahway and Kate Hudson. Insultingly bad. Two best friends set a
wedding date on the same day. Go to war over it. It's embarrassing to think
that someone who gets paid thinks this movie was actually funny in the
slightest. Borderline putrid.

3/ All About Steve - For the great year Sandra Bullock had with The Blind Side and The
Proposal, makes this one really stink worse. Horrible idea about a stalker
and her escapades running around the country chasing this guy. Count
them, one funny moment when she falls into a giant hole. It stinks!

4/ Land Of The Lost - Will Farrell and his adaptation of the 1970's Saturday morning show.
I don't think he's ever do anything even the slightest bit funny again!

5/ Obsessed - Beyonce' stars a wife whose husband is being pursued by a female coworker.
Filled with horrible everything. Not the least of which is Beyonce' acting like
Beyonce the whole movie. She looked like she was getting ready to walk on
stage most of the movie to do a concert. There's not one thing about this movie
that I would call good.

That's my list for 2009! There were plenty of other dogs made too, but these really stand out to me.....Any comments? E-mail me at scott@wqmx.com

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