MOVIE REVIEW - Ouija

Are you kidding me with this?  The new Halloween time scary movie is Ouija?  Is this all you got??

This movie reminds me first off that that great Geico TV commercial out now.  You know, where the teen aged kids in a phoney slasher movie make the worst decisions ever?  That's funny because it's true.  And right on cue, here comes the new teens getting killed horror movie, Ouija.   


Here's all you need to know.  Kids playing with a Ouija Board.   Things go wrong, they wake up some spirit that is living in the house, "Mama."  Teens start getting picked off one-by-one, with the most attractive girl being the last one to face off against Mama in the movies final scene.  Seen that one before?  And yes, all these kids make the worst decisions possible.

Also, this has kept it's PG-13 stripes so this is what you WON'T get in case you decide to go. There's no obligatory girl getting offed in the tub scene.  There's no young couple getting whacked while making out almost nude scene either.  And somehow our heroine manages to fight off the evil spirit fully clothed and not in her underwear like most of these movies.

This is not original. This is not scary.  This is nothing. NOTHING!  And for those of us looking for a good jolt at the movies this time of year this won't do it.  I don't know about you, but I find little scary about watching a bunch of teens playing with a Ouija Board!  And If you do, you may want to think about getting out more. 

Ouija. This is a shameful waste of time, money and effort.