Well, they've spared no expense. Rumor Willis stars in the new slasher flick Sorority Row, new this week. In case you're confused, Rumor is a girl, and is Demi Moore and Bruce Willis' daughter. There are a bevy of other young female stars in SR from TV and other movies, but it doesn't matter. It's awful.
SR is the story of a fictional sorority at a fictional college. The "sisters" are playing a prank on a cheating boyfriend of one of the sisters, (Megan) After it goes horribly wrong, one of the sisters ends up dead. They dump her dead body in an old mine to cover it all up. Then one by one, the surviving sisters start getting picked off by a slasher killer. Has Megan come back from the dead to get her revenge? Or who else could it be. If you can stay awake long enough, you will find out.
You know, there are good slasher flicks, and bad ones. This would be the latter. Little story, little suspense, and actually pretty tame violence as far as these kind of movies are concerned. And as you might suspect the obligatory naked shower, or sex scenes required in each of the girls contracts make this as predictable as any movie you'll ever see. This movie is made with young adults in mind. And I'm not sure they'll be very impressed!
I don't mind a good slasher flick from time to time. Trouble here is, they are coming fast and furious this time of the year. And seeing a bad one, just isn't worth your time. I can't imagine one person being truly scared at this movie. And guess what? They door is open for more Sorority Rows!
Sorority Row. As silly as you might think. Better than Sominex!
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